Messing About With Words
I couldn’t agree more. These guys are like no cattle farmers I know, and I have a family full of them. However, the do tend to look like this:
How come the most popular literature is romance, and the bulk of romance covers feature a half-nekkid cowboy? (And what’s up with these guys? You know what happens, you fall off a horse like that? And sunburn! Holy pectoral, Kemo Sabe, put a damn shirt on.) And where’d all the damn HAIR GO? These guys must bathe in acid-strength depilatory.
Frankly, I’m offended.
As a manist (opposite of feminist but damn near as ugly) I have to say, this objectification of the male form is insulting. Men are more than their abs. Katy Jurado, in a famous (to me) quote from High Noon, tells Harvey (Lloyd Bridges), “It takes more than big, broad shoulders to be a man.” You tell it, sister.
I thought machismo was out of style. I was told I had to be sensitive. Sip lattes. Go to movies with subtitles. Be Vegan. Get counseling and…
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